Hey Madalyn

Why are you shooting rubber bands

To scare away the lions

Tell it to Ann Rand

Hey Nietzsche boy

What got in your head

Turns out you were wrong

And only Freddie's dead

You have more faith than me

You have more faith than me

Hey David Hume

Your statements make me pause

You don't believe in miracles

You just believe in first cause

Hey Jean Paul

Write another play

The truth exists and so do you

And you can't make that go away

We did not follow myths

We did not follow lies

Proof of the resurrection

Stands before your eyes

Professing to be wise

They have become fools

External power has been seen

You are without excuse

Hey Charles Darwin

It's a natural selection

If it's there and no one can see it

It escapes detection

Hey Mr. Skinner

I hear you today

It doesn't matter if it's true

You had to say it anyway