Stan:There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deers just went running by! Oh the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain tooowwwn! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the 3 feet of snow i mean, this is a day when it's hard to ware a frooooowwwn! All the happy people stop to say hello.

Stranger:Get out of my way!

Stan: Even though the tempetures low. It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town!

Stan's Mom:Well good morning Stan!Stan:Can I have 8 dollars to see a movie?

Stan's mom:But I thought you were going skating...

Stan:But mom this is gonna be the best movie ever, It's a foriegen film, from Canada!

Stan's mom:Alright, here you go but be back for supper!

Stan:Thanks mom!

Stan's mom:Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, he'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croowwwn! What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, and a mind so open and pure, thank God we live in this quiet little redneck mountain town!

Stan:Hi is your son home?

Kenny's mom:I think so, Hey(Stan:ow!)Kenny wake up, Kenny damnit come on!

Kenny:I'm coming!

Stan:Kenny, the Terrence & Phillip movie is out you wanna come?

Kenny:don't know

Kenny's mom:Where do you think your going?

Kenny:I'm going to see the T&P movie!

Kenny's mom:You can't you have to go to church!

Kenny:But mom I really wanna see this movie!

Kenny's mom:Fine go ahead and miss church,and when you die and go to hell you can answer to satan!

Kenny:OK!

Stan:you can see your breath hanging in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in wich we'd be glad to drown!

Kenny:don't know

Stan:That's right, it's Sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain town!

Kyle:Ok Ike let's try this 1 more time!

Ike:don't know

Kyle:Kick the baby!

Ike:Don't kick the baby.

Kyle:Kick the baby!!

Stan:Kyle, were going to the T&P movie!

Kyle:Oh my god dude!

Kyle's mom:Kyle,what's going on?

Kyle:nothing, were going skating now!

Kyle's mom:Oh well take your little brother out with you!

Kyle:Aw mom he's not even my real brother, he's adopted!

Kyle's mom: Do as I say Kyle!

Kyle:Ok, ok I'm sorry!

Kyle's mom:Look at those frail and fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotton place and city life's a complete discrase! That's why i moved to this redneck mushangana quiet mountain town!

(ding dong)

Cartman:Mooom somebody's at the dooor! Mom somebody's at the door I said!

Cartman's mom:Coming hun...

Cartman:Ah I can't see the T.V.!

Reportor:It's been 6 weeks since Saddam Hussan was killed by a pak of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.

Cartman's mom:Oh look Eric, It's your little friends.

Ike:Fireman!

Cartman:What are you guys doing here?(sees movie add)OH SWEET DUDE YES YES!!!

All 4 boys: Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, cuase the movies teach us what are parent's don't have time to say! And this movies gonna make are lives comeplete! Cause T&P are sweet(Cartman:super sweet)Thank god we live in this quiet little po-dunk white-trash

Kenny:don't know

U.S.AAAAAA.

Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to T&P Asses of Fire please?

Clerk:NO