I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks

I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend

Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine

But he's a mouth breather

Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine

But he's a mouth breather

I expect when I return, I return to some sort of order

Such is not the case, no, such is not the case

I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks

I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend

Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine

But he is a mouth breather

I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks

I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend

And in my basement, I found rainin' piss

And in my kitchen, I found my friend deceased