I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit

Do something about it



Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar

Choke the double trouble big one to the joker with card

Good call

What's the crack what's the damage done today

From teh commons to the common a banana skin away

Knock it back knock it out

Chuck a nightmare dart

Quiet

Compere on the mic turns turning to the court

Putting beef vol-au-vents across the union jack

Bolinger and bitter says the colonies are back



I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit

Do something about it



You think you're god's gift

You're liar

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire



Up yer ronson

Take a tab

With a flash of zippo light

Catch the hip parade passing the polaroids right

Check the manic little rebel with a bottle in his hand

A rhyming manifesto and a butty from his mam

Local lad made bad with cowboy charm

Claims he doesn't really mean every screw-'em-all barb

Pass the mic

Karaoke with the yesteryear stars

Time to weep into your beer til the fireworks start



I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit

Do something about it



You think you're god's gift

You're liar

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire