hey now, welcome to my house i'm gonna' have a bbq and maybe i'll invite ya' gotta side of pork gotta' side of creamy salad got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid oh my god! my arm's on fire! somebody pass the dressing! everybody remain calm i'm a professional quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise says mr. bbq hey, thanks a lot doc my arm's feeling great oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds? o.k. i think it's about time for everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest ready? go!!! well, it looks like it's last years champion mrs. brown she's in the lead no, wait, it's mr. brown mrs. brown, she's choking!!! weenies man chicken fried pork steaks skinless boneless chicken breasts mr. bbq. mrs. brown is fine now it's time to dine grab yourself a plate the pork is really great you know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops you could get some disease or worse yet, you could get struck by lightning or drown in a kiddie pool so don't be a fool, be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a bbq weenies man chicken...