Mr. Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room

Waiting, til comes doom

He comes and then ne goes

He sees Orca and then he knows

I can see Mr. Bass, he's on my wall

I can taste Mr. Bass, he's on my wall

I can smell Mr. Bass tomorrow

We finished the island with a broken motor

They were biting at alarming rate

Mr. Bass, he was irate

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Mr. Bass takes a beating

Billy Boy must keep eating

Old Pat he must be burning

Look's like his stomach's turning

He feeds on the centipedes

He lies behind in a greenish hue

He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you

Mr. Bass, he knows my hook

'Cause I've been reading them bassin' bokks

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