(LL Cool J)

Nah y'all nah y'all uh-uh

I ain't disrespectin though

I'm just sayin it happen to me

It can happen to him

How you doin?

What's your name?

Uh, mmm, haha

Oh you're his girl



(LL Cool J)

Hello my name is Mr. Goodbar

I'm came to offer champagne

Later on maybe I'll tell you my real name

But for now sip your drink and be merry

And be a nice girl and sing me a cherry

Me, I'll have a Cowa-loo and milk

Cause champagne always stains my silk

You got a man? That's somethin we will talk about

He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out

I like ya friendly bag your alligator shoes

Ya hairstyle and ya whole point of view

The way you lick your lips and stare

You tell me that's a habit hmmm yeah

Funny coated legs, with not one scar

The stylish wardrobe is up the par

Here's my number, call me in my car

You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar



(LL Cool J)

So how long you been talkin to him?

Word, nah he's cool with me, he's cool with me

Oh he loves you



(LL Cool J)

Honey open up a bottle of brandy

Better yet have a piece of Cool J candy

And sweat the man with the master disaster

Break ya like plaster-plan and

The cards on the table and the deal is dealt

Uh, I'm in the mood for a tuna milk

And I can't make you, I sure wouldn't rape you

Feelin kinda mellow and I sure would hate to leave the job half-done (Nah!)

Cause at a time like this you're the one that I'm lookin for,

callin on the floor (WOOF!)

I'm comin back for more

If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa

I'll get a piece-a of the Mona Lisa, then smoke a cigar

You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar



(LL Cool J)

Yeah, so you be callin on the request line

Hahahaha oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh he's my man, word him too

Yeah I like Bobby Brown

Tell him he's cool but



(LL Cool J)

Don't be cruel cause you'll be on your own

Cause my (???) rockin my microphone

Come and get this ice-cream cone

Or I'll deliver it when your daddy ain't home

Grown and healthy that's how I like em

Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs

Hmmm, Mr. Good bar style

You haven't met a guy like me in a while

I jump out a cake, dance, play, shake I ant got nobody by Jake

Smooth as Whitester extra dry Moetzer

Don and I'll slip it in your mouth like a Bon-Bon



(LL Cool J)

YaknowhatI'msayin?

I'm Mr. Goodbar (Goodbar) yeah

So you know next time uh your man is out

Check my (???)

Nah, nah he's cool

But my girl oh I don't know your man might be with her uh

YaknowhatI'msayin?

But I'm with you, yeah Mr. Goodbar baby, uh

May I say may I say that outfit you got on

Slim, juicy lips so honey coated hmmm

Yo he never says that to you

He never gives you compliments

Yo he be givin you flowers baby

And tellin you how much he cares for you

Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection

I didn't think so