Met my first love down in Texas

In a club in San Anton'

Both of us were lonely

Had no one to call our own

So we danced and laughed 'til closin' time

And had no place to go

So with the top pulled down we drove all night

Ran off to Mexico



But my blond-haired, blue-eyed cowboy

Turned out to be bad news

Disappeared one morning

Left his old boots and the blues

Now there's been so many others

But none of them were true

The only one I could count on to keep me

Company is you



Mr. Pain-- oh, it's you again

Never really wanted us to be such friends

You always seem to show up

When I'm all alone

That's when you move right in

And make yourself at home

Mr. Pain, oh, Mr. Pain



Well, you'd think by now that I'd have learned

To see through your disguise

A heartache really shouldn't be

So hard to recognize

But you wear so many faces

Every line is new

And somehow I just always end up

Wakin' up with you



Mr. Pain-- oh, it's you again

Never really wanted us to be such friends

Never fail to find me when I'm all alone

That's when you move right in

And make yourself at home

Mr. Pain, oh, Mr.Pain