Dearest Mr. Thompson won't you sign us to your
label

We've got some poppy songs we think you ought to
hear

I think we'd work good together making records
selling even more

Sign us we'll make money for you please?

We've been writing songs and playing them and
people like it

Bars and Clubs and Parties on the weekends

Me and all the guys have made some records but
they're staticky

I think that you'd make better ones then we can

So, Almo Sounds, please act now

We'll hold out for you

You're, sure to win, if you sign us in

What else is there to do?

I say no to Mojo, nay to MCA

Take a trip Atlantic :. Right on out of here

Exclusively yours

Yes to Almo Sounds

We don't want to get real jobs we just want to
play music

And tour to the north, east, south and the west

Even if we're not big stars I think we'll make a
living

And I won't settle for anything less

Yes to Almo Sounds