MR. WRONG



Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere

Let me lay my sorry trip on you

Won't you meet me by the river, little darlin'

I might just let you see my bad tattoo



Well I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't

It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke

But there's some change in my ashtray--maybe just enough to pay

For a half pint of somethin', probably make us choke



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Well you know I'd rather not go and meet your family

They'd probably send me back where I belong

Don't want to hear about Mr. Right

'Cause he's out of town tonight

Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong



I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler

And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough

And baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography

And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk



CHORUS



Now, do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you?

Would she like to meet my brother?

He'll be out of jail in a month or two



CHORUS



Where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong



I don't know if this helps or not. Have you seen Cracker in concert?

They came to Bloomington about a year ago and they were great! David

Lowery just cracks me up. Plus, they sang Mr. Wrong...What a great night