(short intro)



Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN

please listen to these sentences so you can know the differences

between an Asian and an AZN

an image you be livin' so please give in for a minute.

Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN

please listen to these sentences so you can know the differences

between an Asian and an AZN

an image you be livin' so please give in for a minute



I need to take a vacation

from fake Asians

retreat to the ancient land it takes patience

to take a stand against a make up land

enter secret Asian man

the solution not alone the distribution of the message be spread

on a phone or by word

as long as the word is heard

so hear these blazing rhymes

about these days and times

and be sure to please rewind

so that every syllable

is rendered fellable

buckle your seat belt

because your about to enter the vehicle

of subconscious rage as a youth mainly

caused by these other children

on the playground to them we were all Chinese

slant eyes and ching chong

each of us has heard of it

so we murdered our stereotype of conservative nerdy kids

by furthering our minds into delusion

and pushed this new stereotype

into reaching completion

ceasing to understand AZN man

an image you be living this and the sound



(changing the radio station)



it's the a-s-i-a-n version 2 point o the new coin term is AZN 2000

so now that your here let me tell you this model calculator