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Hey, they're really dancin'

They're on auto-destruct

On the floor

On the pipe

Bouncin' off-a the wall

Hey, the people here are really

Tearin' it up

On the side

In the back

By the front of the stage



They ain't really crazy

You can take it from me

I should know

'Cause I go

Every time I'm in town



If you never tried it

Lemme straighten you out

It's the best kinda place

To unfasten yerself



MUDD CLUB

All the way downtown

MUDD CLUB

They ain't messin' around

Just turn to the left 'n look around

It's there somewhere

If you ain't found it, better

Hurry up

The folks down there's on *auto-destruct*

And so can *you be too*

(Fact of the matter

it's made for you...)

Try it on a Saturday 'bout four o'clock in

the mornin'

Or even on a Monday at midnight

When there's just a few of them

*Fabulous Poodles*

Doin' the Peppermint Twist *for real*



In black sack dresses with nine inch

heels

And then a guy with a blue mohawk

comes in



In *Serious Leather...*

(And all the rest of whom for which

To whensonever of partially

indeterminate

Bio-chemical degradation

Seek the path to sudsy yellow nozzle

Of their foaming nocturnal

Parametric digital whole-wheat

inter-faith

Geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta

In *Serious Leather...Serious Chains*

Then they work the wall

'N work the floor

'N work the pipe

'N work the wall some more

In *Serious Leather*

In *Serious Chains*

In *Serious Clothing*

>From when they come downtown



>From the ruins of Studio 54

To twist 'n frugg

In an arrogant gesture

To the best of what the 20th Century has

to offer, at the

MUDD CLUB



Al Malkin's down there now

Looking for a Virgin with nice breath...

*(Why, maybe it's you...

And you don't even know it!)*



Hey, they're really dancin'

They're on auto-destruct

On the floor

On the pipe

Bouncin' off-a the wall



Hey, the people here are really

Tearin' it up

On the side

In the back

By the front of the stage



They ain't really crazy

You can take it from me

I should know

'Cause I go

Every time I'm in town



If you never tried it

Lemme straighten you out

It's the best kinda place

To unfasten yerself



WORK THE WALL

WORK THE FLOOR

WORK THE PIPE

IN SERIOUS PAIN