Now its a fact for many years, an age old stories been

Who's the biggest eater that the world has ever seen

But Anzas Hoss and Billy Bunter both rate high it's true

But you'll say that they were dieting when I've sung the tale to you



Of Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate

Muldoon the glutton, he'd knock that dinner right off your plate

You better tell that Jacker, don't leave that sheep there tied

'Cause if you do, I'm tellin' you that he'll wind up inside

Of Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate



Now everyone would stand around when Muldoon took his seat

And they'd all gaze in wonder at the things he used to eat

A half a sheep, a bag of spuds, ten pound of silver beets

He'd lick his chops and smile and say, hey, what about some sweets



That's Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate

Muldoon the glutton, he'd knock that dinner right off your plate

You better tell that Jacker, don't leave that sheep there tied

'Cause if you do, I'm tellin' you that he'll wind up inside

Of Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate



The stories told about the time when Muldoon ran for mayor

Inviting every one in town, a huge feast did prepare

But when he finished eating, his chances he did swelch

'Cause as he stood to give his speech all he could do was belch



That Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate

Muldoon the glutton, he'd knock that dinner right off your plate

You better tell that Jacker, don't leave that sheep there tied

'Cause if you do, I'm tellin' you that he'll wind up inside

Of Muldoon, the glutton, the man who ate his mate



That fateful day on June 16 the cook was ill in bed

So Muldoon robbed the