You're coming off like you're Van Damme

You've got Kenny G, in your Trans Am

You've got names like Billy Ray

Now you sing Hip Hop Hooray

Put your Dakleys and your stone wash on

Watching MTV and you mosh on

#1 on the side and don't touch the back

#6 on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack



Shiny chrome rims never rusted

Driving through the tunnel, you might get busted

Never trusted, Mullet head

You know you took that girl to bed

Cruising 8th Street Saturday night

Trying to find a head shop, looking to fight

You've got that stonewash derriere

Spike the top because the week-end is here



You wanna know what's a mullet? well

I got a little story to tell

About a hair style, that's way of life

Have you ever seen a Mullet wife?



Yo, take a chill B, check out my Spillbee

'Cause you don't know about the Mullet head

Cruise in my Iroc, stonewash on my cock

Got it like that 'cause I'm the Mullet head

Put me on trial 'cause I'm worth your while

Pass me the comb 'cause I'm the Mullet man



Read the New York Post, read a story

About Joey Buttafooco in all his glory

They said he tried to freak it with a high school girl

Pimpin' Amy Fisher to the rest of the world

A real lover man, a real Cassanova

Joey got horny and now he's over

Amy got pissed, shot his wife

Joey gest to jail for the rest of his life



Cut the sides, don't touch the back