If you're a human being, take a break from the race

Take a load off your feet, wipe the load [or "nose"?] off your face

Got a lot to do and we do it for you

Everybody take your place



Muppets tonight!

You're gonna see something better

Tonight's the night!

You're gonna live with the memories

[or: "You're gonna hear things you've never heard"?]



We got a show for you

Guaranteed brand new

Here come the muppets tonight!



(whistling)



We got a show for you

Guaranteed brand-new

Here come the muppets

Here come the muppets

Here come the muppets tonight!