Muskrat, muskrat candlelight

doin' the town and doin' it right

in the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'



Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam

Do the jitterbug

Out in the muskrat land

And they shimmy

And Sammy's so skinny



And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jinglin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

It looks like muskrat love



Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese

Sammy says to Susie

"Honey, would you please be my missus?"

And she says yes with her kisses



And now he's ticklin' her fancy

Rubbin' her ties

muzzle to muzzle now

anything goes

as they wiggle

and Sue starts to giggle



And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jinglin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

It looks like muskrat love