She took me off my guard with disappointment

I got sucked inside of her apartment

She's got dried-up flowers, flakey skin

A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin



She's a nightmare hippy girl

With her skinny fingers fondlin' my world

She's a whimsical, tragical beauty

Self-conscious and a little bit fruity



It's a new age let-down in my face

She's so spaced out and there ain't no space

She's got marijuana on the bathroom tile

I'm caught in a vortex, she's changin' my style



[Backing vocals:] Ooh, ooh... [etc...]

She's a nightmare hippy girl

With her skinny fingers fondlin' my world

She's a whimsical, tragical beauty

Uptight and a little bit snooty



Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh



[Backing vocals:] Ooh, ooh... [etc...]

She's a magical, sparklin' tease

She's a rainbow chokin' the breeze

Yo, she's busting out onto the scene

With nightmare bogus poetry

She's a melted avocado on the shelf

She's the science of herself

She's spazing out on a cosmic level

And she's meditating with the devil

She's cooking salad for breakfast

She's got tofu the size of Texas

She's a witness to her own glory

She's a never-ending story

She's a frolicking depression

She's a self-inflicted obsession

She's got a thousand lonely husbands

She's playin' footsie in another dimension

She's a goddess milking the time for all that it's worth