Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rapped rhymes.

Humpty Dumpty fell down that's his hard time.

Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick

but Jam Master was faster Jack saw Jay's dick.

Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep

and Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep.

And Alice stilled her hunger in Wonderland

Jack [...] Jill busta in his hand.

And Jam Master Jay is making out our sound

the turntables might wobble but they don't fall down.



I got the juice and Mother Goose both did that thing.

Jam Master's gettin' loose and DMC's the king.

Cause he's adult entertainer, child educator,

Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader.

He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddest.

Perfect timin' when I'm climbin', I'm rhymin' at fast.

When he cuts, girls move their butts.

His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts.

And on the mix, real quick, and I'd like to say

he's not fat, but he's fast and his name is Jay!



It goes a one, two, three and...



Jay's like King Midas, as I was told,

everything that he touched, turned to gold.

He's the greatest of the great, get it straight he's great.

Playing fame cause his name is known in every state.

His name is Jay to see him play will make you say: