I Love my faygo, my nyquil pills, shaggy, I love my buddies, my hatchetman, but I love my axe



My axe iz my buddy, I bring him when I walk

me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk

My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh

me and my axe cut bigot spinal chords in half

My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back

me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack

my axe is my buddy, I never leave without him

me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain



[CHORUS 2x:]

everybody everybody everybody run

murdering murdering murdering fun

swing swing swing

chop chop chop

swing swing swing

chop chop chop



My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs

me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns

My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry

me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye



[TYLENOL INTERLUDE]



My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump

me and my axe will leave you hoppin' on a stump



[CHORUS 2x:]



interlude: look into the deadest tree, tell me baby wut you see

don't you hear the branches cry, asking for the reasons why

did they hang so many men, from the branches off of them

why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way

look into the moon's beam, can't you fathom what it's seen

bodies dragging from a truck, driven by a bigot fuck

why you think the heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard skys

aint no covering the tracks, that's why I'm here and oh yes



My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head

me and my axe will make your white T-shirt all red

My axe is my buddy, you let that dixie wave

me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave



[TYLENOL INTERLUDE]

-acapo