Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more

Ever since she saw his poster in that record store

She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy

She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and "generation x"y

She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare

Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire



Well, my baby's in love with eddie vedder

She's all crazy 'bout that eddie vedder

Once she was mine, but now i better just forget her

'cause my baby's in love with eddie vedder



Now, every time i see him, well, he looks so grim

I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him

What a pain in the butt to have so much success

Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press

But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor

Like he's some big tortured genious and i'm some kinda wiener



Well, my baby's in love with eddie vedder

She's got a thing for that eddie vedder

Tell me, what can he do that i can't do better

Now my baby's in love with

I said i said i said my baby's in love with eddie vedder

Head over heels for that eddie vedder

I cant believe it, now she's knitting him a sweater

'cause my baby's in love with eddie vedder



I knew we were headin' for disaster

When she caught me hangin' out at the ticketmaster

Now she's got an unrequited adoratioon

For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated

Spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation



Well, i don't wear doc martens and i don't wear flannel

And i don't boycott the music video channel

And i just can't compete with all that money and fame

But i know two can play at this game

Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'ss get

When i start stalking alanis morissette



Well, mny baby's in love with eddie vedder

She's all crazy 'bout that eddie vedder

Once she was mine but now i better just forget her

'cause my baby's in love with

I said i said i said my baby's in love with eddie vedder

Why'd she have to fall for that eddie vedder

If she wants to leave me, i guess i better let her

'cause my baby's in love with eddie vedder


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