my mom always liked paul the best she liked his
smile and the way he dressed and when he sang his
mouth made an o whoah dad liked the girl who did
delta dawn but i'll save that for another song he
loves all animals is what you gotta know we
started getting death threats in the mailbox milk
sucks, let the animals go they were blaming my dad
for testing on cats they were blaming my dad, my
dad? my dad (my dad) versus paul mccartney he
likes to eat meat it's true my dad (my dad)
versus paul mccartney he don't really care if you
don't eat it too paul thought my dad was a science
guy that makes shampoo that doesn't hurt your eyes
he got reported to p.e.t.a well, they had protests
in the neighbourhood when they found out they
didn't feel too good they were looking for a guy
with a different name we stopped getting death
threats in the mailbox our lives are back to
normal and now mom and dad wanna get a cat wanna
get a cat my mom and dad (my dad) versus paul
mccartney he likes to eat meat it's true my dad
(my dad) versus paul mccartney he don't really
care if you don't eat it too don't eat it too
don't eat it too don't eat it too baby, you know
that it's true