Everyone from across the nation

I'm gonna tell you the new sensation

A deviation

For celebration

From Tokyo to the Appalachians

It's hip

And it is my dick

Far too big to be called a prick

My dick is in

Ruth, Claire, and Kim

Makes Herman Munster look like Tiny Tim



CHORUS:

My dick

My dick

My dick

My dick



Like Zorro's Z

My dick Makes G

G is Gook and Gook is me

MC's game is makin a name

But my dick has a star on the walk of fame

It plays one on one with Magic Johnson

And beasts his ass

I say my dick's so fast it didn't have to pass

What do you do when you're dick's so huge

That John Holmes dreams of bein you

But Holmes is dead didn't use his head

This cock's gonna give a message instead

To take your time

Know your playmates don't be blind

My dick has its own zodiac sign

So I know what I say

I was born in April and my dick was born in May



CHORUS



My dick is great

It satiates

Every woman I've ever known to date

They say they've never gone that far

When I die they wanna put my dick in a jar

I refute

Not only huge, but cute

No Smithsonian Institute

For me

You have your memories

Of a size an elephant envies

But yet

Let's not forget

It's not just a measurement

It's the way it pumps

It fills ten cups

Siskel and Ebert give it two thumbs up

It's fate

I'll be there tomorrow but my dick is there today



CHORUS



Haiti!

There's a temple there

Where all the natives sit and stare

At a photocopy of my dink

That's truly righteous, don't you think?

Every schoolboy's heard the legend

Bout how my cork is girlie heaven

Body burner

Kathleen Turner

Offered me a grand to learn here

But I refused

The holy meat won't be abused

I will never come to choose

For money it will not be used

Integrity

That is the path for me

You'll come to see the life I lead

Is of uncommon loyalty

To my dick

Where it goes I'll follow it



CHORUS



(Well... but you should see it when it's hard