* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song *



[G] Eminem as Susan (the girl)

[D] Eminem as Dave

[J] Eminem as John

[R] Eminem as Ron



Chorus: repeat 2X



I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault



[Eminem]

I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave

And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved

A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up

with first aid tape and raped on the first date

Susan -- an ex-manic depressive who just moved from Houston

who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)

Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn't a problem (Nah!)

I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it

We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage

[G] I'm allergic to fungus

Come on Sue, that's nonsense

Who's at the door?? Pizza man!

Who ordered pizza? Wasn't it yours? Nuh uh

[G] If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don't want it

Shutup Susan I'll pick em off it

Oh hell, I might as well try it, I'll be alright

Susan you just swallowed the wrong slice!!



Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end

2nd repeat same as original Chorus



"Yo Sue!"

[G] Get away from me, I don't know you

Oh shoot, she's tripping..

[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)

I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major

I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor

Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya

I'm sorry your father used to chase you and spank you with hangers

So what they locked you in the attic in your dad's house?

That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out

She said,

[G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!

I said, "You're breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!"

"Would you put it down you're startin to scare me"

She said,

[G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married

I don't even have any kids and I can't cook

(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!

We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late

Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate



Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line

and "It was an accident!" at the end

2nd repeat same as original Chorus



Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful

[G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled

I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue

Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb

I'll be right back just chill baby please?

I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies

"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"

[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!

"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance

There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants

choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left

of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"

[D] Well it depends on how many pieces she ate

Just one, with double mushrooms by mistake

Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives"

[D] She's gonna die dude

"I know and it's my fault!"

[D] My god!!!



Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second line

and "What do I do?" at the end

2nd repeat same as original Chorus



My God, I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!

Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!

You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!

I know you're not dead!