She thinks Curly-Joe was the smartest of all Stooges

She dont talk to Elvis, much any more

She thinks Mt. Rushmore is natures greatest gift to man

She dont read books with words she dont understand



Chorus: She's my favorite dominatrix

She's a hellion in gold chain

She's my favorite dominatrix

Drives me to drink, drives me insane



She dont yell across the mall "Hey stupid" at you

Cuz she thinks you can read her mind

And after all she might be right

Cuz you always know when she thinks you are full of it



Chorus



I swear she hides my car keys when I'm not around

and she must be puting something in my coffee



Chorus



She thinks Curly-Joe was the smartest of all Stooges

And you know she might be right?

She dont talk to Elvis, much any more

He dont call and she refuses to write



Repeat Chorus