Jesus and I, we met at school

When I first saw him, I thought what a fool

A silly hippie, with dirty long hair

But judge the outside, no that isn't fair



(CHORUS)

Hello, hello, my name is Jesus

Yes, that's what he said

Hello, hello, my name is Jesus

Don't you believe that?



Jesus and I became close friends

We smoked pot and played in several bands

When I first saw him, I thought what a fool

But now I know that he is really cool



Jesus told me he didn't like his name

People were laughing, everywhere he came

And at one day he changed his name

From now on Jesus was Mary Jane