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hi,

my name Is what,

my name is who,

my name is Slim Shady hi,

my name is huh,

my name is what,

my name is Slim Shady



Hi kids, do you like violence

wanna see me stick nine-inch nails

through each one of my eyelids.

Wanna copy me and do exactly like

i did try sin and get fucked up

worse than my life is

My brain's dead weight I'm tryin

to get my head straight but i

can't figure out which Spice Girl

i wanna impregnate.

And Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you

a bass head) uh uh (then why's

your face red, man you wasted)

Well since age twelve I felt like

I'm someone else cuz I hung my

original self from the top bunk

with a belt.

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela

Lee's tits off and smacked her so

hard I knocked her clothes

backwards like Kriss Kross.

I'll smoke a fat pound of grass

and fall on my ass faster than a

fat bitch who sat down too fast.

Come here slut (Shady wait a minute

that's my girl dog) I don't give a

fuck, God sent me to piss the world

off.



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My English teacher wanted to have

sex in Junior High the only problem

was my English teacher was a guy.

I smacked him in his face wit an

eraser chased him wit a stapler and

stapled his nuts to a stack of paper.

Walked in a strip club, had my

jacket zipped up flashed the

bartender and stuck my dick in the

tip cup.

Extra-terrestrial killin pedestrians,

rapin lesbians while they screamin

(let's just be friends).

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was

lied to I just found out my mom does

more dope than I do.

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous

rapper make a record about doin drugs

and name it after her.

You know you blew up wit the women

rush your stands and try to touch

your hands like some screamin Usher

fans.

This guy White Castle asked me for

my autograph so I signed it 'Dear

Dave, Thanks for the support asshole.



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hi,

my name is huh,

my name is who,

my name is Slim Shady hi,

my name is what,

my name is who,

my name is Slim Shady.

Stop the tape, this kid needs to be

locked away.

Dr. Dre don't just stand there,

operate.

I'm not ready to leave, it's too

scary to die I'll rather be carried

inside a cemetery and buried alive.

Am I comin or goin, I can barely

decide I just drank a fifth of vodka,

dare me to drive.

All my life I was very deprived I

ain't had a woman in years, my palms

are too hairy to hide.

Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk, I fuck anything

that walks.

When I was little I used to get so

hungry I would throw fits (how you

gonna breast feed me mom you ain't

got no tits).

I lay awake and strap myself in bed,

with a bulletproof vest on and shoot

myself in the head.

And I'm steamin mad, and by the way

when you see my dad, tell em I slit

his throat in this dream I had.



Chorus



hi,

my name is what,

my name is who,

my name is Slim Shady hi,

my name is huh,

my name is what,

my name is Slim Shady hi,

my name is who,

my name is huh,

my name is Slim Shady hi,

my name is huh,

my name is who,

my name is Slim

Shady