[Chorus: repeat 2X]



Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady



Ahem.. excuse me!

Can I have the attention of the class

for one second?



[Eminem]

Hi kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

Try {'cid} and get messed up worse that my life is?

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight

but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to {impregnate}

And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"

Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"

Well since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elf

who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla)

Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off

Kissed em and said, "I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft"

I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass

faster than a fat man who sat down too fast

C'mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)

I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off!



[Chorus]



[Eminem]

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn!)

Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler

and told him to change the grade on the paper (Now!)

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup

Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians

in a spaceship while they're screamin at me: "LETc1