(Carly Simon)

He never makes me feel ashamed

He bounces me high up on his back

He gives me the gold hat when I'm jump attacked



My new boyfriend, my new boyfriend

My new boyfriend

Protects me

He defends me

He respects me

He loves me more than you ever did

My new boyfriend isn't just some kid

My new boyfriend, ooh, my new boyfriend



He call in the trumpets for a laugh

He show me the way it was in Spain

He give me the golly when I'm too insane



My new boyfriend, my new boyfriend

My new boyfriend

Protects me

He defends me

He respects me

He loves me more than you ever did

My new boyfriend isn't just a baby

My new boyfriend isn't just some kid

My new boyfriend, ooh, my new boyfriend



he loves the living daylights out of me

He springs a ladder to the moon

He sings the far side of the tune



He's a driven, silver lover

He can swim under the covers

He's a high, gold bouncing lover



He's a diver and a dreamer

He's a dolphin in the ocean

He's a rival of Orion