SALLY

"oh, yeah. That's what you think."



SCHROEDER

What?



SALLY

That's my new philosophy: "Oh, yeah? That's what you think!"



SCHROEDER

Well, why are you telling me?



SALLY

What?



SCHROEDER

Why are you telling me?



SALLY

"Why are you telling me?" I like it!

That's a good philosophy: "Why are you telling me?"

Why are you telling me?"



"Why are you telling me?"

My new philosophy

The teacher gave a "D" on last week's homework

She said, "Miss Sally Brown,

Your grades are going down."

I could have told her-



SCHROEDER

You new philosophy?



SALLY

My new philosophy!

(as teacher)

Miss B?

(as herself)

I'm she



Look see.

A "D?"

A "D."

Well, why are telling me?

And that's my new philosophy!



SCHROEDER

That's your new philosophy?



SALLY

Why are you telling me?

My new philosophy!



SCHROEDER

That's great, Sally, but I've gotta go practive Chopin's

Nocturne in B-Flat minor.



SALLY

No!! I like it! "No!" That's a good philosophy.

"No!" "No!" "No!"



SCHROEDER

That's you new philosophy, huh?



SALLY

Yes. I mean-- "No!"

Just like a bust bee

Each new philosophy

Can fly from tree to tree and keep me moving

When life's a dizzy maze

On alternating days

I choose a different phrase-



SCHROEDER

Your new philosophy?



SALLY

My new philosophy!



SCHROEDER

Sally!

Some philosophies are simple:

"Man does not eat by bread alone."

Some philosophies are clear:



SALLY

"Leave your message at the so