[Note: Brother Marquis does all the verses.]

My seven bizzos...Seven days, seven ways, that's
too much...My seven bizzos...

On Monday there's Melissa, I like to be with her

I get all her money and, a-then I diss her

On Tuesday there's Sareesa, she's my homeroom
teacher

She said, After school, I would love to meet
you!I said Bet! with no regret

Because a night with her was one I wouldn't
forget

So then I told all my homies and they all called
me phony

And said I was kickin' a bunch of that baloney

But they soon found out, and now they all
believe'

Cause every Tuesday after school, me and her
would leave

My seven bizzos...

(2x)

Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...

My seven bizzos...

On Wednesday there's Wanda, who looks like Jane
Fonda

She said she likes bikes, so I put her on my
Honda

I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark

She done what I asked right from the start

She got naked, then my dick got erected

Before I rocked her pussy, I had to check it

But when we're in school, she tries to play it
cool'

Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know
the truth

But me and her both know all the facts

She's in love with the brother from the ghetto,
who is black

My seven bizzos...

(2x)Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...My
seven bizzos...Yeahhh.

On Thursday there's Trina, her perfume lingers

She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my
finger

On Friday there's Frances, who likes to take
chances

When her husband's at work, she does me dirty
dances

She's my own private skeezer, she's not a
dick-teaser

She knows what I like, and that's to please her

On Saturday there's Susie, who likes my jacuzzi

She steps in naked with her bare-ass booty

She takes a drink, then her head starts to sink

She slobs on Bob while I play with the pink

My seven bizzos...

(2x)Seven days, seven ways, too much...My seven
bizzos...

On Sunday there's Connie, who fucks with slick
Ronnie

She's a tricky-dick bitch who's out for his money

She's always schemin' and hot like a demon

I thought I came in her mouth, but I was only
peein'

Now all these hoes belong to one player

A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor

Now y'all ain't heard? You better go ask your
mother

That your sister's being dicked by Marquis, your
brother

My seven bizzos...

Seven days, seven ways, too much...My seven
bizzos...Yeahhh.