My life's

In jeopardy

Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be

I ain't been home since Friday night and now my wife

Is comin' after me



Give me police protection

Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one

Give me a bodyguard a black belt judo expert

With a machine gun



Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane

When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain

She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough

To send her half insane

Gonna buy a fast car

Put on my lead boots

And take a long long drive

I may end up spendin' all my money

But I'll still be alive



All I did was have a bit too much to drink

And I picked the wrong precinct

Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think



Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane

When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain

She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough

To send her half insane

Gonna buy a fast car

Put on my lead boots

And take a long long drive

I may end up spendin' all my money

But I'll still be alive



And I'm oh so tired of running

Gonna lay down on the floor

I gotta rest some time so

I can get to run some more

Yeah



She's comin'

She's comin'

She's comin'

She's comin'

She's comin'

She's comin'

She's comin'