I hear them telling me that you're selling off the furniture

And even keep my personalised autographs

You might as well go all the way and sell your granny to the zoo

And while you're at it,may I go to my psychiatrist?

He's making money out of making me laugh

But I don't mind,I wish that I could say the same about you



It seems to me that you've still got no values

Oh,you know you're not so hot,no values

You know you've got a lot,but no values

And I'll be glad if you went away again

No values...No values...No values at all



The city shark is at the dark end of the alleyway

You pays your money and you takes your choice

The artful dodger says he wants to pick a pocket or two

But you,you've taken up a place in high society

A personal friend of Messrs Rolls and Royce

Got them all convinced that everything you say to them is true



It seems to me...



I like your wife's smile,I like her car

If I had your lifestyle,I wouldn't go far wrong

On the waters of life you row your boat

Into the strongest tide that you can find

On the darkest of nights we were two of a kind

We went through it all before the tide went out

And left us stranded on the shore

How was I to know

How was I to know



Well you ain't got no values

You know you think you're hot,no values

You know you've got a lot,but no values

And I'd be glad if you went away again

No values...No values...No values at all