[Eminem]

This motherfucker here, just wont shut up will you?

Talk about I owe you, bitch you owe me

Promote me right now

Man lets put the nail in his coffin



[Chorus]

I dont want to be like this

I dont really want to hurt no feelins

But Im only bein real when I say nobody wants to hear their grandfather rap

Old men have heart attacks

and I dont want to be responsible for that so

Put the mic down and walk away

You can still have a little bit of dignity



[verse 1]

I would never claim to be no great Benzino

an 83 year old fake Pachino

So how can he hold me over some balcony

without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me

Please dont, youl probably fall with me

and our asses will both be history

But then again youl finnally get your wish

cuz youl be all over the street like 50 Cent

Fuckin punk pussy fuck you chump

gimme a one-on-one see if I dont fuck you up

Tryin to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up

And you put Jada on a track thats how much you suck

duck in the industry, swear that you in the streets hustlin

You sit behind a fuckin desk at The Source butt-kissin

and beggin motherfuckers for guest appearences

and you can even get the clearances cuz real lyricists

dont even respect you or take you serious

Its not that we dont like you, we hate you - period

Talk about a mid-life crisis damn

last week you was shakin Obie Trice's hand

Now hes a busta? What the fucks with that?

Get on a track dissin us kissin 50's ass

and askin me what I know about inditements-bite me

bitch I got two cases, and probation - fight me!

What do I know about standin in front of a judge like a man

ready to take wh