Crysti can't take all the pressure

Kevin hates the girls

He dates

Mia says she's gonna snap

I need a new car to drive away

Derek beats up all his girlfriends

Jessie likes to comb his hair

Hanacek is on the wagon

I tried not to speak today



Chorus:

You slip and fall

They pick you up and throw you down again

I left them there and found them here

I was rarely smart enough to dodge the careless words

You find them everywhere

It breaks you into two



Emily had sex with Joey

Chris is weird

He must be gay

Everyone is smoking H

And I tried hard to laugh today

Every word you hear you repeat

Every word you repeat you change

Here's a quarter

There's a phone

Why don't you call someone who cares



Repeat chorus



I left them there and found them here

It breakes me into two