Here's something to think about

Where would we be without nasty habits, nasty habits

Makes me want to scream and shout

Life would be so dull without nasty habits, nasty habits

All those naughty little things that we don't discuss publicly

Nasty habits, nasty habits

Tell me your secrets, tell me your name, tell me your secrets



Does it please you to employ little girls or little boys

Nasty habits, nasty habits

Do you like to romp and play by yourself when they're away

Nasty affair what do I care

Do you peek at magazines filled with doggies and leather queens

Nasty habits, nasty habits

Tell me your secrets that no one should hear

Whisper them softly into my ear I won't tell, I won't tell



People act so proper when they're going 'bout their business

Cup of coffee, lock the door and shut the curtains

Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion

No one will know

No one will know

Nasty habits I must condone

No one knows what I do when I'm all alone

Nasty habits I'm so ashamed



Nasty habits here to stay now they'll never go away

Try and stop you'll have to pay

Nasty habits are here to stay



(Repeat chorus)



Nasty habits I must condone

No one knows what I do when I'm all alone

Nasty habits I'm so ashamed

But we must not let that stop our little game

Nasty habits are so much fun



Nasty habits here to stay now they'll never go away

Try and stop you'll have to pay

Nasty habits are here to stay