'NEATH THE CRUST OF THE OLD APPLE PIE



'Neath the crust of the old apple pie,

There is something for you and for I

It may be a pin that the cook has left in

Or it may be a wee little fly

(a package of black diamond dye)



Oh, it may be an old rusty nail

Or a piece of the pussycat's tail

(puppy dog's)

But whate'er it may be

It's for you and for me,

'Neath the crust of the old apple pie.



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As sung by Judy Cook who learned it from her mother (alternative

versions from her father)

tune: In The Shade Of The Old Apple Tree

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