Who lives in a house like this

Who lives in a house like this

In Number 69 there lives a transvestite

he's a man by day

but he's a woman at night

there's a man in number 4 who swears

he's Saddam Hussein

Says he's on a chore to start the

third world war

oh if you find the time

please come and stay a while

in my beautiful neighbourhood

in 110 they haven't paid the rent

so there goes the tv with the repo men

in 999 they make a living from crime

the house is always empty 'cos they're

all doin' time



oh if you find the time

please come and stay a while

in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighbourhood



who lives in a house like this

who lives in a house like this

in number 18 there lives a big

butch queen

he's bigger than Tyson and he's twice

as mean

in 666 there lives a Mr. Miller

he's our local vicar and a serial killer



who lives in a house like this (who lives here, man?)

who lives in a house like this

oh they want to knock us down

'cos they think we're scum

but we will all be waiting when the

bulldozers come

in a neighbourhood like this you know

it's hard to survive

so you'd better come prepared

'cos they won't take us alive