Well I've never been to Spain

But I kind of like the music

Say the ladies are insane there

And they sure know how to use it

They don't abuse it

Never gonna lose it

I can't refuse it



Well I've never been to England

But I kind of like the Beatles

Well I headed for Las Vegas

Only made it out to Needles

Can you feel it

Must be real

It feels so good

It feels so good



Well I never been to Heaven

But I've been to Oklahoma

Well they tell me I was born there

But I really don't remember

In Oklahoma not Arizona

What does it matter

What does it matter



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