Well I've never been to Spain

But I kind of like the music

Say the ladies are insane there

And they sure know how to use it

The don't abuse it

Never gonna loose it

I can't refuse it



Well, I've never been to England

But I kind of like the Beatles

So I headed for Las Vegas

Only made it out to Lido's

Can you feel it

Must be weary

Oh so good... oh feel so good



Well I've never been to heaven

But I've been in Oklahoma

Well, they tell me I was born there

But I really don't remember

In Oklahoma or Arizona

What does it matter

What does it matter