Never Throw a Lighted Lamp at Mother



Never throw a lighted lamp at mother;

You never know when you can find another.

And I'm sure you wouldn't wish to see

Ma lit up like a Christmas tree

So never throw a lighted lamp at mother.



(Usually followed, on the streets of Brooklyn in the 1930's, at

least, by:)



Don't never trun rocks on yer mudder.

Don't never trun rocks on her head;

Don't never trun rocks on yer mudder

Trun bricks on yer fadder instead.



@kids @violence @family

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