Don't ever trust a woman

Until she's dead and buried

Yes don't ever trust a woman

Until she's dead and buried

One day she'll say that she loves you

And the next day she'll throw you in the street



She'll smother you with kisses

When her birthday comes around

But as soon as she gets her presents

She'll down talk you all over over town

No don't ever trust a woman

Until she's dead and buried

One day she'll say that she loves you

And the next day she'll throw you in the street



She'll beg you for clothes and diamonds

Until you're all in hock

And then you'll come home one mornin'

And your key won't fit the lock

Don't ever trust a woman

Until she's dead and buried

Well, one day she'll say that she loves you

The next day she'll throw you in the street



She'll call you every mornin'

Every mornin' noon and night

She'll call you in between times

Just to see if you're doin' alright

She'll ask to borrow five

And then she'll beg for ten

And baby that five and ten

You won't ever see again!



Man don't ever trust a woman

Until she's dead and buried

One day she'll say that she loves you

And the next day she'll throw you in the street