A parody of Big Star (Written by Stephony Smith
recorded by Kenny Chesney) EMI Blackwood Music
Inc.

New lyrical adaptation by Cleduc T. Judd,
Christopher Clark and Paula Jo Taylor.

(recording)

Track 6

New Car

Parody of Kenny Chesney's big hit Big Star

Enjoy

(spoken)

Come on you no good worthless piece of foreign...

(BEEP)

Wait till I get me a royalty check

I'm gonna buy me an American made car

Piece of junk

People always shout obscenities

When I stall in their lane

They're all convinced when they see me driving
this heap that I'm insane

But seat belted in

I push the gas down fearlessly

Breaks stop working then

I watch the engine overheat

I need a new car

I can't ever get far

This one breaks down on me all the time

It's got four bald tires

And it always backfires

And I'm sick of that check engine light

I need a new car

I replaced all the cables and hoses

Had grease all over my face

For a couple weekends I had parts thrown all over
the place

I put it back together fast

But now it's even worse

Now my friends just laugh

Cause it only goes in reverse

I need a new car

Getting to work's hard

When you have to drive backwards all the time

I'd find a junkyard and I'd sell it for parts

But I know they won't give me a dime

I need a new car

I won't repair anymore

Now the dang transmission's about to fall out

The only thought that's on my brain is the new
car

I could be driving now

Rumor is they're having a sale over at the push
pull or drag car lot

If I can get this towed down there I swear I'll
take anything they've got

So with a credit line of $20,000 plus

No interest or money down and no more taking the
bus

I got a new car

Looking like a big star

I don't care if the price is too high

It's got a VCR cruise control and Onstar

So I know where I'm at all the time

I got a new car

He got a new car

(recording)

I hope you enjoyed your refreshing six pack of
Judd

Take a six pack of Judd to your next party and
bandy it with all your friends

And remember listen responsibly

Thank you