(In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night)

(With 7 games on the schedule)

{phone rings}

(The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset)

(Beating the Bullets 108 to 99)



Talk

X-TV, turn it on

Michael, what's happenin'?

(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88)

U gotta watch this show that's on

Watch what?

I don't know what it is, it's crazy

(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112)

What channel is it on?

X-TV, turn it on

Alright, later

Later

(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136...)



So I'm walkin' down the street and umm..

This muthafucka comes up 2 me and says

(Yo man, U oughta let me have 50 dollars man)

(Can U give?)

I said "Ain't that a bitch? U oughta get out of my face"

(Oh)

And he tried 2 rob me

(Muthafucker, mm)

And he was chokin' me, right?

Cuz, cuz he didn't have no gun

Do U hear that shit?

Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-Eleven

And they seen what was goin' down

They grabbed this muthafucker, right?

("What's up man?")

Ripped an eyeball out

(Ahhh! "Fuck him up")

They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket

(U bastards, mm)

These nigga's are crazies

So I said "Fuck it"

I robbed him, ha ha

With so much money on me, I figured I oughta hit Jannell's house

I knocked on her door, right?

(Mmm, oh)

I don't know what she was doin'

(Oh, ooh)

But I couldn't get no answer?

She was doin' some wrong shit

"Jannell" I shouted, still no answer

(Mmm, oh, oh)

I figured she was on the telephone or somethin'

(Oh)

So I walked around 2 the bathroom window

Pushed it up, climbed inside

Soon as I got inside, it hit me {gasp}

Damn!

I don't know what it was but it hit me hard

"Uh"

Jannell's a Rican, U know?

And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell's house, U know?

I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed

And then I ran

But Jannell's house is real messy and I hit somethin' and I fell

That somethin' was Jannell

(Get off!)

I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving

And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds

Jannell can bob

She kicked my ass

Damn!

"Oh God"

So I left and I went 2 Glam Slam

And slammed a few Long Island's

Uh-oh, one 2 many

Excuse me brother, better hit this alley

Phew! That was close

(Yo muthafucker, ain't U the one stole my money?)

Oh shit

(Yeah, that's U)

I gotta run y'all

(That's U nigga, come here)

(Kick your muthafuckin' ass)

Ahh, ahh

Now what is this crazy muthafuckin' shit?

Ahh, ahh



Man, did U see it?

Did U hear it man?

Yeah man

It was so crazy, that shit man

Ha, yeah I know, I couldn't believe it

Ah man, but I tell U what man

I'm kinda wiped out man

So I'm goin' 2 get some rest man

Yeah, I hear ya

I'll see U tomorrow man

Later

Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya?

Ah, nigga

Ha ha ha