Welcome to hell!



Sweating on the top line

At the airline

Check-in not check out

Wish I could get the hell out

This is no joke

The thing could go up in smoke

Or plummet to the ground

As the G-force pulls us down



Flight! Fright! Get uptight!

Throw a seven in the clouds and

Out go yer lights

City to city! State to state!

Roasting coast to coast

In a megaton freight crate



Hurtle down the runway

Is it a one way trip to heaven

Or hell on wheels?

In a 747 I get a little freaky

When there's only air and

Steel beneath me



"Fasten your seatbelt

We hope you enjoy the ride."



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Junk metal in the air!

It's a total nightmare

At 20,000 feet!



Are ready for a rough ride?

Tis could be suicide

Turbulance ahead

I think my lunch

Is on the uprise!

Far out! This dread ain't funky

My hair's on end

there's no blood left in me!

It's not the car of the bus

Or the train! It's the plane



When we hit top speed

It's always the same

Sweating red hot

But chilled to the bone

Side to side

Bouncing off the ozone



Tranquilise me! Hypnotise me!

Technofear haz paralyzed me

all around me people grinning

Laughing while my head is

Spinning

Shakin' like a leaf

>From my head to my feet

Strapped to a seat

At 20,000 feet



Safer in the air

Than on the ground!



CHORUS

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