No Balls at All



Oh, listen my children, a story you'll hear.

A song I will sing you; 'twill fill you with cheer.

A charming young maiden was wed in the Fall.

She married a man who had no balls at all.



No balls at all. No balls at all.

She married a man who had no balls at all.



The night of the wedding she leaped into bed.

Her breasts were a-heaving; her legs were well spread.

She reached for his penis; his penis was small.

She reached for his balls; he had no balls at all.



''Oh mother, oh mother, oh, what shall I do?

I've married a man who's unable to screw.

For many long years, I've avoided the call,

Now I've married a man who has no balls at all.''

''Oh daughter, oh daughter, now don't feel so sad;

I had the same trouble with your dear old dad.

There are lots of young men who will answer the call

Of the wife of a man who has no balls at all.''



Now the daughter, she followed her mother's advice,

And she found the proceedings exceedingly nice,

And a bouncing young baby was born in the Fall

To the wife of the man who had no balls at all.



Spoken: No testicles whatsoever!



@bawdy @handicap

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