No Comfort Facilities

(Nick Plakias)



Note: done to a midwestern calypso beat



All along the road where the people go

There's a sign you've seen many times I know

It says you may park and rest but we've got

NO COMFORT FACILITIES.



NO COMFORT FACILITIES

So bon Voyage but no wee wee

How in the world in the twentieth century

Can there be NO COMFORT FACILITIES



They've got a big blue sign, a map and phone

Helpful hints for the traveler far from home

Tell you how many miles to New Jersey

But they got NO COMFORT FACILITIES.

Deep within the heart of hearts

On the State Department of Departments

A presidential appointee says

'NO COMFORT FACILITIES.'



So I hold my breath and I drive a while

The roadside sign says 'Sixty Mile'

To the purple mountain majesties

And the next COMFORT FACILITIES.



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