Me, I'm a nothin' double zero trying to do something

Me, I'm a screwball, tired of being put down

Tired of being shot down



I'm gonna put some ink on the white sheets

Gonna put some blood on the white sheets

Me, I'm no dummy



Me, I wear colours bright and righteous

Serve them with honour

Me, I'm a weapon, a gun for hire teaching the lesson

Gonna be the guy in the white suit

Gonna get my hands on the white suit

Cos me, I'm no dummy



Ducking and diving, thieving and lying, scrounging and sciving, surviving

Ducking and diving, thieving and lying, scrounging and sciving

Ducking and diving, me no dummy just surviving



Me, I got muscle, no qualifications needed to hustle

Me, I'm a killer ready for the role of the serial killer

Gonna get my hands on the white suit

Ready for the fitting of the white suit

Cos me I'm no dummy



Ducking and diving, thieving and lying, scrounging and sciving, surviving

Ducking and diving, thieving and lying, scrounging and sciving



Ducking and diving, me no dummy just surviving

I am just surviving look at me no dummy



I'm gonna shoot down the shopping mall gonna get me a name

When they catch me all dressed up I'm gonna blow them away

I'm gonna blow them away



(Dick/Cassidy/Boult