lyrics + music by Mike P.)



You're kind of acting strange to me

You really shouldn't be so rude

I think I've seen you change your mind before

I've never seen you change your mood

Everybody get away from me

Don't everybody push and shove

Everybody stop asking me

I'm telling you I'm not in love



(chorus)

There's no such thing

It doesn't matter to me

I know there's no such thing

Isn't that a relief?

To know there's no such thing



Hey you! Snap out of it

It's time for you to act your age

No you're never going to get your way

So break into a screaming rage

A good excuse to start a non-stop teenage romance

Turning love into lust

I'm only looking for somebody to talk to

Or somebody I can trust



(chorus