No Tit

She's flat as a board and I just don't care

No tit, no tit

My friends are always wondering

No tit, no tit

I'd rather not mention a thing

But oh what can I do

I know I shouldn't pick on her

But goddammit it's true



She's got no tit,

She's got no tit

She's got no tit (x3)



It's no matter big or small

No tit,no tit

Your sexist chatter bores us all

No tit, no tit

They say I'm missing out on life,

That I'm being deprived,

But I love my girl and she loves me

So don't laugh and act snide



(Chorus)



I'd rather not mention a thing

But oh what can I do

I know I shouldn't pick on her

But goddammit it's true

She's got no tit