[Max:]

There are times when you drive me, shall we say, bananas

And your mind is missing, no offence, a screw



[Goofy:] None taken



[Max:]

Still whatever mess I land in, who was always understandin'?

Nobody else but you



[Goofy:]

Oh your moodyness is now and then bewilderin'

And your values may be, so to speak, askew



[Max:] Gesundheit!



[Goofy:] Thanks!



[Goofy:]

Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each cat-a-strophy?

Nobody else but you



[Both:]

No-booooody else but you

It's just our luck, we're stuck together

No-booooody else but you

Is crazy enough to believe we'll come through



[Max:] So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric



[Goofy:] And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo



[Both:]

But when life becomes distressin'

Who will I be S.O.S'n?



[Max:]

If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue!

Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated!

And he's nobody else, but...



[Both:]

No-boooooody else but you

We've turned into, a true blue duo

Hard times, we've had a few



[Goofy:] Like we're thrown in the drink



[Max:] Like we're tossed outta town



[Both:]

But when I start to sink

Hey I'd rather go down

With nobody else, but

Y - O - U!